What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?