What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?