How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the politest month?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?