How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call an old snowman?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the window need an aspirin?