How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?