How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animal loves Indian food?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?