What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How can you farm during the winter?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What day is your mom always right?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?