What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?