What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are baseball games at night?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What tree has the most bark?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?