What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you care for a sick bird?
A book just fell on my head.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a cow's dream job?