What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal floats best?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do rich squirrels eat?