What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
Which family member is always relieved?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?