What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are ghosts always single?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?