Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the cow afraid?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How does a cow do math?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?