Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?