What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?