What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What siblings are always sad?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?