Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?