Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What words make the best athletes?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?