Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?