How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does winter fat turn into?