How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a short cow?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?