How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?