Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
Which former US President was always cold?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How does dinner smell?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do birds say to encourage each other?