Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
It's allergy season again?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?