Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are boxers good comedians?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What shape is bad at driving?