Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you spot a modern spider?