Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?