Which band is always treated like royalty?
Queen!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
When is Dad's bedtime?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the broom late for school?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?