What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is blue and not heavy?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What bird is always sad?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do you measure a millennial?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?