What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
We had a discussion about roses.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where do birds go to drink?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the most athletic footwear?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?