What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are goats so funny?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where was Noah born?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?