What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do fairies always drink?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?