Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How did the toad die?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?