Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
It's allergy season again?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do hurricanes see?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What happens when grass goes out of town?