Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do fish do at parades?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Who invented fractions?