Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?