Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the loudest sport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?