Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did one plate say to the other?