Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Barbara Bush.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Families are like fudge.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?