Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How are teens like cats?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?