Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are cars magic?
Where do termites go camping?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?