Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is another term for the price of gas?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?