Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?