What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?