What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
When do cows get tired?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?