What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?