Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?