Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do German dogs sleep?