Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
How long will dinner be?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the cow afraid?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which animals make the best football players?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?