What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are goats so funny?