What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are all priests fit?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?