What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which fly makes films?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do cows like being told jokes?