Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?