Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
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What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?