Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's good for both poker and theater?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?