What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do cows always skip gym class?