What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the tomato turn red?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do mice need oiling?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the bee sad?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?