What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call hiking college students?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What games do ants play with elephants?
OK, that's enough fish puns.