What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What did autumn say to summer?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?