What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Are baby skunks cute?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What condiment has wings?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?