What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
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When should you start writing a book?