What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?