Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do bees chew?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a henway?
How do hurricanes see?