Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do fish do at parades?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?