Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the smallest lion?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?