What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where does cheese invest its money?
When should you start writing a book?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?