What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?