What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do math teachers eat?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?