What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?