What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the confused bee say?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?