What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do fish use for glasses?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?