What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do horses reside?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?