What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do horses reside?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?