How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What animals make the best students?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do cats wear to work?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?