How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
We had a discussion about roses.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?