What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What insect thinks it's a dog?