What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do two skunks argue?