What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How are teens like cats?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?