What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?