What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?