What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is the most adorable season?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a forklift?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What animals make the best students?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are scissors so forgiving?