What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How does a barber get to work?