What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?