Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do frogs get to work?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did March say to the madness?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?