Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?