Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do ants go to eat?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What are you studying in math?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?