Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?