Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
How do horses navigate at night?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How was the wedding?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?