Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What table can you never sit at?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of books do boats write?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?