Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do books sleep?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?