Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where are average things manufactured?
The museum curator needed a break.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who is God's favorite superhero?