Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
Why are all priests fit?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How does a squid go into battle?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?