Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?