Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When do cows get tired?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A book just fell on my head.