Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What animal has the worst mood swings?