Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do bees say in the summer?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?