Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
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Why is the piano so hard to open?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?