Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are winter days great?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?