Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?