Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?