Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is furniture so generous?