Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which fly makes films?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What birds make average students?
I broke my finger!