Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a priest's favorite food?