Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the foal cough?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What animal has more lives than a cat?