What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What day do hands always go to church?