What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do rodents make the best runners?