What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where was Noah born?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which big cat loves to drive?