What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What tree has the most bark?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who does everyone's hair in space?