Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?