Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What color are all the books in the library?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?