Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?