Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Which fly makes films?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
When do cows get tired?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the cat so small?