Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is blue and not heavy?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
