Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
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What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?