Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
Why is summer always sad?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do frogs get to work?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the laziest vegetable?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?