Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is another name for a cow?
What day is your mom always right?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?