Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?