Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?