What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?