What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a table you can eat?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?