What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What bird is losing its hair?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?