What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?