What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
How do you know bees have allergies?
It's allergy season again?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is the best book to read in autumn?