What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the richest basketball team?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?