What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
An ad-vent calendar!
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?