What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What was the first animal in space?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did groundhogs get their name?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a priest's favorite food?