What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was the mime upset?