What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do naked fish play with?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?