What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?