What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?