What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?