What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are books always so angry?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?