What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?