What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?