What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is the color of the wind?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?