What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How are teens like cats?
A book just fell on my head.