How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What condiment has wings?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?