How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?