How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which family member has tusks?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?