How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the pen say to the pencil?