Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?