Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?