Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?