Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?